Adventure Log - 028
In which Tei makes more terrible decisions, causing himself, Silas and Theo take two week vacations and Othar laughs.
  • Theo tried to commiserate with the dominion
  • His boss (god of hate) is a jerk and gave him paperwork
  • Decided to get 2 headed god (mayhem) to destroy mausoleum
  • Tei, Silas and Theo went to mausoleum
  • Surrounded by trees that were once people
  • Silas destroyed a couple. They bled and had organs. People organs.
  • Went into mausoleum and tried to read the side
  • Failed a few times
  • Tei succeeded and read that it was an epitaph to the god of tyranny, who “will be reborn in the future”
  • It told Tei that he was not yet worthy. And then he exploded.
  • Silas and Theo turned into trees.
  • When Theo tried to kill himself to prevent from being tree’d, he FAILED, so Silas beheaded him.
  • Theo’s bodies were teaching medical classes. As he explained the symptoms of the common flu, and as he tried to assure a student that injecting a syringe was harmless, he mutated into a tree and his head popped off.
  • Silas just killed himself.
  • We all took two week vacations, except for Theo, who had radiant starlit rebirth, and had a one week vacation.
  • The beast got manifold mind.
  • Theo star’d back to Ar-Sheba and got the god of mayhem to destroy the trees, trying to pollute the land enough to break the material of the mausoleum
  • He lied and said he had a “friend” coming
  • Also lied and said he was planning a surprise party for Silas’ birthday.
    Scholar guy showed up and said it would take the size of our protectorate worth of pollution, or one of us has to become a tyrant, or we need to expand and control an empire.
  • Tei gained 5xp, 10es (540 xp, 465 es)
Adventure Log - 027
In which what even happened in this log, Amanda is such a poor record keeper.
  • Post-battle
  • Tei gained 5xp, 5es (535 xp, 455 es)
Adventure Log - 026
In which everybody is pretty badass and Othar steals the glory.
  • Defeated the infernal
  • Tei gained 5xp, 15es (530 xp, 450 es)
Adventure Log - 025
In which Nerris can't hold all her feelings for mortals.
  • Nerris showed up and said she needed more information on the infernal land and wanted to scout it out by pretending to be an ambassador for diplomacy
  • Prepared entourage
  • Ibrahim went along and had a celebratory feast
  • Nerris met with the infernal and started trying to diplomacy with him about the … packaging of the goros
  • Infernal took away one of the entourage and when it was noticed and questioned he said he was going to prepare him into a feast
  • Nerris flipped her shit
  • SUDDENLY everything went black and white and Ibrahim turned around and talked to the stalker mirror and said Nerris was coming and we should leave the room so she doesn’t find out about it (thanks emperor but you’re still scary as heck)
  • Nerris showed up and ranted about how she wanted to make scourges to permanently destroy him
  • Demanded Tei get an umbral from the Agency to scout the region and look for extra bodies, etc
  • 5 spires that protect the city
  • The city is his body
  • Doesn’t have STM
  • 300,000 vanguards, most are imps, one giant devil over the city
  • There’s deposits of skystone
  • A pirate cove resistance
  • To prepare, Silas got his divine champion
  • Othar provided weapons
  • Theo taught everybody first aid
  • Tei summoned 16 thunderhead raiders
  • Theo went to the pirate cove to recruit them
  • Met Handsome Jim :3
  • Tei gained 5xp, 5es (525 xp, 435 es)
Adventure Log - 024
In which we actually prepare instead of blindly charging in for once.
  • Did some preparation for siege-ing the infernal
  • Silas’ mentor showed up and explained that he just wanted to prepare him for being jumped by witches. He was a crazy wolf avatar
  • Started training for invading the infernal
  • Made an immunizer for the mind control gas
  • Made an antidote for the redeye-alcohol poobrain poison
  • Tei gained 5xp, 5es (520 xp, 430 es)
Adventure Log - 023
In which Rakhis. Just Rakhis.
  • Tei opened the door to his library and there were bubbles. There were books and imps trapped in bubbles floating out of his library.
  • Used an air miracle to push all the bubbles together and into the library
  • Turned into one large bubble which Tei popped
  • It exploded into goo that started everything on fire
  • Attempted to put the fire out by destroying air
  • It didn’t work
  • Called Silas for help and asked him to put the fire out
  • He couldn’t because it wasn’t his sphere
  • Tei attempted to pat it out but it was cold
  • He asked Silas to attempt to burn it. He succeeded and the green-purple cold fire melted and then reformed into a person uncomfortably close to Tei
  • It was Rakhis, his mentor, the goddess of chaos.
  • She turned his hair into ferrets, then started to float away a wing of the library
  • He countered her Chaos sphere to fix the floating away library and then the same for his hair
  • Interacted with Silas a bit who was being affected by her sphere
  • She said he was no fun, grabbed him, and shooting star traversal’d away to the poisonous mountains
  • (As a result of the traversal, a firework screech went off and deafened Silas and also Theo)
  • (Theo made magical ear drops which cure deafness)
  • There she said that he will be hers and she will teach him how to have fun and be interesting, etc, and tried to make him smile
  • He didn’t, he tried to fly away
  • She grabbed his leg and reeled him in, then hugged him
  • He said she is horrible and he hates her and she said she loves him too
  • She demanded to know where Silas was and he claimed to not know him
  • He miserably failed his lie but managed to avoid being hurt by her truth inspiring castigation
  • She said he was no fun again and tongued his ear
  • Silas showed up and announced himself
  • She was all excited that he was there, so she shooting star traversed her way back to Deopolis, where she free-fell down into Othar’s workshop and destroyed much of it
  • He got extremely angry and telekinetically grabbed her, then started squeezing her, so she disassociated her body and disappeared
  • Then Othar got abnormally hate-y and started chanting and building a conjury portal. When he was finished, Silas’ mentor stepped through. (Silas’ mentor has spheres of hate and honor and had incarnated in Othar’s hate)
  • Othar rage-rocketed into the sky and off elsewhere.
  • Silas’ mentor drilled him on the witch deal and gave him a week to kill the witch who helped us. Turns out he has Silas warded to know when he’s around witches and whether or not he deals with them. Then he left.
  • Meanwhile, Nerris’ face is D8!
  • This done, Tei went to his library and summoned a fiend named Xzafad who he ordered to rebuild his library, and performed a restoration of stories miracle to put all his books back in good condition
  • Silas went to see Nerris and tell her to make him immediately busy for a whole week so he could get out of the witch hunt. So they decided to start training the troops out in the wilderness right away.
  • Nerris just got space-twisting multitudes so she sent one body off to see Tei about what all that nonsense was about. They were both equally upset about it and Nerris kind of blamed Tei, and he explained that he did everything he could to stop her. She suggested creating an abjury spell to counter Shooting Star Traversal, and offered to show him the basics. Then she invited him for a drink.
  • During the night, Silas was attacked at camp by his mentor. Silas won and crystalline-imprisoned him.
  • Tei gained 10xp, 10es (515 xp, 425 es)
Adventure Log - 022
In which Nerris isn't invited to her own pity party.
  • Tei went to the agency to set up a memory delve on Nerris
  • Ven, an umbral, infiltrated her room and drugged her wine
  • The witch leader did the delve
    - Her brothers died from plague
    - Sister got married and left home
    - She met Annachie and fell in love
    - Her parents arranged a marriage that she didn’t want because she loved Annachie
    - She argued with them and that was when apotheosis started
    - Her house caught fire and Annachie was blamed for arson and imprisoned
    - Her master was mean to her and controlled her
    - She tried to find a way to get rid of the control
    - When her apotheosis finished, she stole documents from the dominion and gave them to the commune
    - She went home to try to save Annachie but the four cowled fathers kicked her out
    - She set up avatars in that region to keep an eye on her home
    - That’s why she wants the sanctum staff
    - To get into our protectorate she used a shame divination to discover that the highest Order member is aiding an infernal who was his lover before she infernal’d
  • Silas started training Nerris’ troops in war games
  • Tei started making copies of some documents for a poor dynast who was bullied by Silas :C
  • Tei gained 10xp, 10es (505 xp, 415 es)
Adventure Log - 021
In which nobody is surprised that Boreen is a bitch.
  • Goro slave shipment arrived
  • Three goro were decapitated and Boreen was responsible
  • I don’t remember what else happened
  • Tei gained 5xp, 5es (495 xp, 405 es)
Adventure Log - 020
In which we actually start trying to govern things a little bit.
  • Boreen asked to meet with Silas and try to orchestrate an ‘incident’ to usurp Nerris
  • Met with Icellt, Nerris and Boreen and set up a council of 19
  • I don’t remember what else happened
  • Tei gained 13xp, 5es (490 xp, 400 es)
Adventure Log - 019
In which Nerris gets all up in our business.
  • Torque visited to warn us about the commune’s arrival
  • Silas removed the fear miracle from Zello
  • Tei located him and… he required therapy so Theo was recruited to help with that
  • Boreen and Nerris (swords and hearth) arrived with a bunch of Order people on behalf of the Commune
  • Nerris is effectively a rank 4 order officer
  • They demanded lavish new living quarters and barracks to be built within Deopolis
  • Met inside a room in the agency via Tei to discuss this, invited Torque (who wants to necromancy our dead for records or something)
  • Need to meet with Icellt
  • Tei asked if they were being threatened; Nerris said something like ‘this is insurance(?)’ Tei laughed and then was told to shut up so he did
  • Tei gained 5xp, 10es (477 xp, 395 es)

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